I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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