i don't like sucking hair
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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