Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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