She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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