what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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