Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
