I'm eating all of the evidence.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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