First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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