He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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