im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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