Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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