brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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