I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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