How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
