SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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