If i come over, it means nothing
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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