I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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