I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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