At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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