my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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