is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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