And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
