I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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