There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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