Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
porn star boner night. come get it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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