sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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