He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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