On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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