can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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