spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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