We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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