glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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