it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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