All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It's shark week go big or go home
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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