the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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