Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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