distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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