She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
3 2 1 whiskey
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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