We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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