yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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