Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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