Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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