Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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