He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I lost the right to judge tonight
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Randomize
