It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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