I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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