I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
