Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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