Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Houston, we have a blender
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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