No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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