i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
